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"Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime feel as indignant as those who are." - King Solomon

"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time." When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most." (George Bernard Shaw)

"I don't question YOUR existence." - God

If atheism is a religion, then "bald" is a hair color.

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God's Note to His Kids

We are incapable of knowing in our feeble human minds just how very precious we are to God. But to help you imagine it, I have adapted this short piece. Think about it as you read it slowly... You tender heavenly Father is lovingly talking to His child...

"Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.
It is because I made you all different that each of you is special.

Do not set your goals by what other people deem important.
Only you and I know what is best for you.

Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart (including Me).
Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of I have given you.

Do not give up when you still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other.

Do not be afraid to encounter risks.
It is by taking chances that you will learn how to be brave.

Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love;
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.

Do not dismiss your dreams, for I am one of them.
To be without dreams is to be without hope;
To be without hope is to be without purpose.

Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going.
Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Do not think you walk alone.
I who have always been beside you will never leave you nor forsake you.


God's Billboards

Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome...enjoy.

  • Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
    -God
  • C'mon over and bring the kids.
    -God
  • What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
    -God
  • We need to talk.
    -God
  • Do you have any idea where you're going?
    -God
  • Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
    -God
  • Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
    -God
  • Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
    -God
  • You think it's hot here?
    -God
  • That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
    -God
  • Need directions?
    -God
  • I love you and you and you and you and...
    -God
  • My way is the highway.
    -God
  • Will the road you're on get you to my place?
    -God
  • Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
    -God
  • Follow me.
    -God


Biblical Theme Songs

  • Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
  • Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
  • Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
  • Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
  • Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
  • Moses: "The Wanderer"
  • Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
  • Samson: "Hair"
  • Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
  • Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
  • Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
  • Peter: "I'm Sorry"
  • Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
  • Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
  • The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
  • Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
  • Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
  • Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
  • Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

HOW OLD ARE YOU? (Really!)

Age Barometer
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
How many can you remember?
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!


Beauty Tips
Submitted by Margo Bentzler

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other people.

To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, contempt and the need to control others.

To improve your ears, listen to the Word of God.

Rather than focus on the thorns of life, smell the roses and count your blessings, giving thanks for each one of them.

For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem.

To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people day. Touch someone with your love.

To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others. Don't worry and hurry so much.

Rather than walk this earth lightly, walk firmly with determination and leave your mark.

For the ultimate in business, casual or evening attire, put on the robe of Christ-- it fits like a glove but allows room for growth. Best of all, it never goes out of style and is always appropriate for any occasion.

Doing each of these things on a daily basis will certainly make you a more beautiful person.


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