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Submitted by Al Warren

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.  Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

•   ·I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

•   ·I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

•   ·I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

•   ·I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

•   ·The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me,  (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

•   ·I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).  

•   ·I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

•   ·My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your  sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

•   ·I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

•   ·In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

·    My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

•   ·I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

•   ·I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

•   ·I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

•   ·I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly,  (See Colossians 2:15).

•   ·I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).


Prayer on the Job

Believers in the workplace may not realize the powerful witnessing potential they have in prayer. True, most employers would be noncommittal or downright negative if asked whether prayer was permitted on the job, but most also know that denying that personal religious activity could lead to trouble.

You can let your employers know right away that you will pray for the company and its employees daily. They can't refuse you your private prayers, and it gives you a "safe" way to notify them as to your faith and your commitment to prayer.

Another prayer practice that cannot be denied is blessing your food at both snack breaks and lunch. Silently bowing your head for a few moments as you give God thanks is unobtrusive but sends a witness and a clear message about where you stand.

When others tell of being hurt or sick or share about someone else's needs, you can ask if it's okay to pray with them. Amazingly, most will assent. When I was working at Wal-Mart, one of the floor maintenance workers had a terrible cold. He was a very worldly man and pretty rough around the edges, but after a brief look of confusion, grudgingly said, "I guess so." I placed my hand on his shoulder and said a brief prayer for his healing and comfort and that he would come to know Jesus as a friend. He came back many times after that to talk about problems and ask for prayer... Never prejudge, just follow the Holy Spirit's lead.

I think the key here is always to be humble, expect some ridicule, but don't be bitter about it. Never allow yourself to be drawn into arguments about religion at work (or anywhere else) rather, be quietly resolute and keep strong control of your emotions in the power of the Lord who enables you. Those who seek to know more of the Gospel will ask about it in a nonconfrontational way. Those who want to pick a fight, will goad you or ask leading questions. Remember these words of the tempter, "Did God really say...?" Don't enter a dialog with the devil.

Above all, keep on praying. The harvest will one day surprise you... when your life for Christ is reviewed in Glory.


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