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Messages
From God
Submitted
by Floyd Bills
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency
launched a billboard campaign that included 17
different messages from God. This
non-denominational campaign started in September
sponsored by an anonymous client.1.
"Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the
Game " - God
2. "C'mon Over And Bring
The Kids " - God
3. "What Part of "Thou
Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" -
God
4. "We Need To Talk" -
God
5. "Keep Using My Name in
Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God
6. "Loved The Wedding,
Invite Me To The Marriage" - God
7. "That 'Love Thy
Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." - God
8. "I Love You...I Love
You...I Love You..." - God
9. "Will The Road You're On
Get You To My Place?" - God
10. "Follow Me." - God
11. "Big Bang Theory,
You've Got To Be Kidding." - God
12. "My Way Is The
Highway." - God
13. "Need Directions?"
- God
14. "You Think It's Hot
Here?" - God
15. "Tell The Kids I Love
Them." - God
16. "Need a Marriage
Counselor? I'm Available." - God
17. "Have You Read My #1
Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God
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Did You Know...?
Submitted
by Shannon Parish
The sentence
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy
dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
(Developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx
communications)
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Extra: Urgent: Two
Special Alerts About Your Health Please! If you don't read any other
articles, read these!
Christian: Pressing On! Meet our new staff writer Teri
Underwood and enjoy her excellect and inspiring work.
Comedy: Comedy The ultimate virus and Y2K jokes
that will crack you up!
Essays, Etc.: Winning &
Does God Still Speak to Us? Two great pieces to uplift and inspire.
Education: Advice for College
Grads We Can All Use
This 1998
MIT commencement address could apply to all of us.
Poetry/Art: Expressions of
Joy
Enjoy the rare artform of stippling beautifully rendered
by Shannon Parish.
Parenting: Changing
Views on Family Size Large family? Small family? No kids at
all? Who's affair is it? Plus some great heartwarming
stuff every parent will love.
Home: Y2K - What's the
Big Deal? Common sense and a Christian point of
view combined in the most informative article we've seen
on Y2K. A must read!
Marriage: Living on
Alone
Prepare now for when your life's love has gone on to a
new life in heven.
Sites: Christian Sites
to See
Each month we
feature a few great sites. Visit Resources for more links for Christian
women
Stewardship: No Article This
Month A
family emergency has prevented the writing of this
article. See Details.
Work: Designing Your
Work Space Design tips to make working more fun and
rewarding.
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