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Messages From God
Submitted by Floyd Bills
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September sponsored by an anonymous client.

1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game " - God
2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids " - God
3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God
4. "We Need To Talk" - God
5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God
6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God
7. "That 'Love Thy Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." - God
8. "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God
9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God
10. "Follow Me." - God
11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God
12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God
13. "Need Directions?" - God
14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God
15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God
16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God
17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God debt help

A Valentine for YOU! Please enjoy and send this page to your friends.

Did You Know...?
Submitted bu Shannon Parish

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx communications) baseball games

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Virtues
Virtue

Virtue is written to help Christian women find intimacy with God, family, and others. Features include Bible studies, profiles of ordinary women doing extraordinary things, insights that deepen relationships, tips to enhance the home, the latest health news, plus reviews of books and music. boxing games

In this issue:

Extra: Urgent: Two Special Alerts About Your Health Please! If you don't read any other articles, read these!

Christian: Pressing On! Meet our new staff writer Teri Underwood and enjoy her excellect and inspiring work.

Comedy: Comedy The ultimate virus and Y2K jokes that will crack you up!

Essays, Etc.: Winning & Does God Still Speak to Us? Two great pieces to uplift and inspire.

Education: Advice for College Grads We Can All Use This 1998 MIT commencement address could apply to all of us.

Poetry/Art: Expressions of Joy Enjoy the rare artform of stippling beautifully rendered by Shannon Parish.

Parenting: Changing Views on Family Size Large family? Small family? No kids at all? Who's affair is it? Plus some great heartwarming stuff every parent will love.

Home: Y2K - What's the Big Deal? Common sense and a Christian point of view combined in the most informative article we've seen on Y2K. A must read!

Marriage: Living on Alone Prepare now for when your life's love has gone on to a new life in heven.

Sites: Christian Sites to See
Each month we feature a few great sites. Visit Resources for more links for Christian women

Stewardship: No Article This Month A family emergency has prevented the writing of this article.

Work: Designing Your Work Space Design tips to make working more fun and rewarding.

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