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"Thank God We Can Start Anew"
Thomas Edison's laboratory was virtually destroyed by fire in December, 1914. The damage exceeded $2 million, but the buildings were only insured for $238,000. Worse yet, much of Edison's life work went up in those flames! His 24-year old son, Charles, frantically searching for his father, found Edison calmly watching the fire, his hair blowing in the wind. "My heart ached for him," said Charles. "He was 67 - no longer a young man - and everything was going up in flames. When he saw me, he shouted, 'Charles, where's your mother?' When I told him I didn't know, he said, "Find her. Bring her here. She will never see anything like this as long as she lives." The next morning, Edison looked at the ruins and said, "There is great value in disaster. All our mistakes are burned up. Thank God we can start anew." Three weeks later, Edison delivered his first phonograph.

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God's Resume
Submitted by Dr. Jenny

To Whom It May Concern....

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate.

I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. I AM the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

If this is your first time considering Me, I would just like to point out that My salary has already been paid by the blood of My Son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary.

What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.

The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.

Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to help Me and don't resist Me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give Me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.

My resume is included below.

Yours Sincerely,
God

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~RESUME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NAME : GOD
ADDRESS : Everywhere (Omnipresent)
CITY/STATE/ZIP : All over, Every Place 00000
PHONE : (123) 456-PRAY

EXPERIENCE:

From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time.
From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

ABILITY:
All Powerful
(Omnipotent)

PRIOR EMPLOYMENT:

Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.
Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.

EDUCATION AND TRAINING:
I AM and I have all knowledge.
(Omniscient)

CHARACTER REFERENCE:
Love, light, and life (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John 14:6).

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:

Wisdom James 1:5
Comfort 2 Corinthians 1:3
Truth John 8:32
Healer 1 Peter 2:24
Strength Phil. 4:13
Forgiveness 1 John 1:9
Provider Phil. 4:19
Mercy Ephesians 2:24
Good Matt. 19:17
Peace Romans 14:17

AVAILABILITY:
Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life if you let Me.

SALARY REQUIREMENT:
Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

Other references available upon request

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