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  • The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
  • Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
  • The Bible has been translated into Klingon.

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Something to consider in light of the school massacres and other child crime we see in today's America: What is society (school, media, parents, and all other aspects of our culture) teaching our youth? They know little of responsibility, natural consequences or even the age old axioms of our heritage. Think about that as you read these two pieces. Then pray and take action. Be vocal. Be involved. The problem belongs to us all.

Rules for Life for Teens
Submitted by Mindy Carson & Viola Gilbert

Charles Sykes is the author of DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves but Can't Read, Write, or Add. He volunteered for high school and college graduates a list of things they did not learn in school. In his book, he talks about how the feel good, politically correct crowd has created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and set them up for failure in the real world. Anyone who's supervised people from this generation will agree...

Rule 1: Life is not fair; get used to it

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you screw up, it's not your parents' fault so don't whine about your mistakes. Learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning your room, and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. So before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation , try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades, they'll give you as many tries as you want to get the right answer. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rule 12: Living fast and dying young is romantic - only until you see one of your peers at room temperature!


Proverbs from the Mouths of Babes
Submitted by Floyd Bills

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave • each • kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

• As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.
• Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
• Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
• It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
• Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
• You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?
• Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
• No News Is... Impossible.
• A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
• You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
• If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
• Love All, Trust... Me
• The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
• An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
• Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
• Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
• A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
• Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
• Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
• Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose.
• None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.
• Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
• If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
• You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
• When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
• There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie.


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